Monday, May 3, 2010

Slaughterhouse Four

May 2nd, 2010. For the third straight day, the Darger artillery pounded away at the columns of gun-totting barbarians gathered in Chavez Ravine. And for the third straight day, the siege engine, Number 16, led the charge- firing off his 3rd and 4th cruise missiles of the three day escalade. Contributing to the Sunday saturation bombing were Nos. 7, 27, and 33.
    In complete control of the Darger's afternoon air defenses, a finely fortified Number 18 delivered an array of cutthroat surgical strikes to thwart off any mutinous mischief from the Steel City Seabees. W is for Gunboat Diplomacy.

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