Friday, May 21, 2010

A saint abroad and a devil at home

May 20th, 2010. The resurgent missionaries from San Diego de Alcala had stormed up the California coastline on the previous night, accompanied by a flotilla of Franciscan muckrackers, on a revengeful crusade against all things Darger, and caught the home reserves by surprise, resulting in an abrupt defeat. Tonight, the Darger Special Operations Command dispatched the resilient No.22 to torpedo the fleet of evangelistic enlisted men.
    The fortified sharp-shooter, delivered a steady stampede of firepower upon the whistle-stop campaigners, allowing but a single enemy canon to breach the hold at Chavez Ravine. The home defenses held their ground, and aggressively purged the pontif pulpiteers from the tollgates of Traffic Town. Brave battle planning by the front-line ground forces, and coordinated hit-and-run tactics by No.14 accounted for the majority of damage to the fanatical, smarmy army.
W is for esprit fort.

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