Thursday, June 17, 2010

Matinee of Mayhem

June 17th, 2010. With a poised index finger posing as a mustache, the young charlatan, Number 48, was hoping to gradually stroll onto the Great American Battlefield, and waltz away with an easy rout of any enemy regiment willing to show up this morning. Instead, he was pounced upon by a group of local militiamen, fully exposing him as the raw, inexperienced, recruit that he rightfully is. The rookie commander was often off-target, and  failed to maintain air superiority, which allowed a resilient city time to mount a well-timed counter-attack, which resulted in a timely withdraw for the Darger mobilized forces. With the frontal advance cut-off, the mighty howitzers of Traffic Town were out of range, unable to complete the sacking of Cincinnati.
L is for Legoland of Lost Liberties.

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