April 17th, 2010. The Los Angeles Dargers saw their balanced war efforts go up in smoke on an illusory, hazy Saturday afternoon in Chavez Ravine, where they were hexed by a coven of wicked benediction conjured from the invading North Bay Wizard. The unorthodox sorcerer dazed and confused the battle-tested Traffic Town outfit of shocked troops, reserved career soldiers, and last minutemen throughout the head-on attack.
Chance of a Darger victory today was all but a pipe dream as the supernatural infidel mastered them with his arcane spell book incantations, his magic wand, and his 7-league boots! Perhaps, General Morning Glory should have dispensed an alternative battle plan in facing the repeat-offending High Young Award Winner! L is for Exhale.
Traffic looks clear!
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