Thursday, April 22, 2010

Guns Blazing!

April 21st, 2010. The LA Darger war machine unleashed a full-frontal assault against the big red menace tonight in renewed river bend  fighting on the banks of the Ohio River. The collective efforts of Numbers 7,15,16,27 and Number 99 crippled the enemy's defenses with a multitude of aggressive lapidation. The Darger rifle battalion again was called in for flare-ups of continued small arms resistance. 
   All eyes will be watching the skies for tomorrow's operations as a bank of thunderclouds has been sighted moving in from the southwest flatlands. The Dargers, however, appear to have packed their rucksacks with plenty of their own thunder and lightning. W is for "Hitting Machine"

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